February 2011
2 posts
September 2010
2 posts
WatchButterflies at the California Academy of Sciences
in which I become old and cranky
Every morning I drive Ben to school and we stop at a little coffee shop for drinks and treats. Ben always has four shots of espresso over ice. What I get varies depending upon my mood.
This morning, I ordered an iced decaf non-fat vanilla latté. I call it “That Sissy Drink.” I am not entirely oblivious.
When my order came up and they called it out, a customer standing at the...
June 2010
1 post
May 2010
3 posts
April 2010
4 posts
It's the little things...
Marie: I've been waiting for you to come back.
Ben: Why? What's up?
Marie: I wanted to tell you something. We got STRAWBERRIES.
Ben: Fuck Yes.
March 2010
4 posts
February 2010
5 posts
January 2010
8 posts
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iPad Dream (How the World Will End)
Last night I dreamt that Apple created a speech recognition attachment for the iPad. The attachment was simply held to the lips of the speaker, who silently mouthed his or her intended words, which were then displayed across the iPad screen.
The speech recognition attachment was developed for use by those who had lost or damaged their vocal cords, but the attachment soon caught on with young...
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Ocean Beach on New Year's Day
December 2009
1 post
